Disney makes me laugh whenever they make something about Gaston
300 calories in an egg??? Are you fucking serious right now?
A large egg has ~72 calories, giving you about 4320 total from 60 eggs a day.
Considering I’m probably not even half Gaston’s size and I need upwards of 2800 cal a day when I’m trying to put on muscle, that’s entirely reasonable.
Considering he’s strong enough to arm shoulder press a big wooden bench + 3 foxy ladies ( 350+ lbs?) I wouldn’t doubt that his daily cal requirement is actually closer to 6000 cal to maintain
Ok Tim, you need to stop right there with the shaming and check your privilege.
First off, those ladies you called ‘foxy’? They are recovering from a controlling and abusive relationship with a furry in which they were forced to wear foxtail butt plugs. Check your cis male non furry privilege and stop with the shaming you bi-pedaled scum.
Second, he clearly said that eggs have 300 calories for arguments sake. You clearly don’t know anything about proper debate and argument since you went and made up some bullshit 72 number and clearly didn’t cite your source through use of an infographic like this fellow did.
Third, Gaston may not have told you but he has a hyperactive thyroid that causes him to have a high metabolism that necessitates his 18000 calorie daily need. Do you think that he enjoys the butt devastation he causes the local chicken coup in order to keep up with his disorder? All he wants is to get tone for summer but because of his condition and genetics he ended up too bulky and now he will never pull any females.
In short, check your privilege and die cis scum.